Ten Things I hate about you, Lagos

1. Traffic
2. Traffic caused by rain
3. Traffic caused by impatient so and so-s who think it's smart to fcae on-coming traffic to 'get ahead'
4. Traffic caused by law enforcement officials asking for 'Certificate of Approval of Dark Colored Paint', and other such foolishnesses.
5. NPF, LASTMA, and other area boys and girls
6. Why the hell am I payingthe equivalent of $100 for a dress that I know you bought from Primark or Ross or Burlington Coat factory
7. NEPA/PHCN, more like 'Useless' or 'Powerless' or 'GFN - Good for Nothing'
8. What will it freaking cost you to fix a road and get it right, THE FIRST TIME?!
9. You are soooo overrated.
10. Did I already mention traffic?