6 Reasons that 'Hand Sanitizer' is the 2nd most important item in your purse.

I don't understand, mehn. Is it that there are no germs in Nigeria? Or people just go around with that 'Dirty no dey kill African man' nonsense? I see things sometimes, and I'm like, what the ...??!!

Anyways, you have to agree with this list:

1. Solo in your office wipes him runny nose with his right hand, rubs the right hand on his chair, or shirt, and then handles a file that you have to pick up after he's done. *Gag*
   
2. Baba Risi the taxi driver steps out of the cab, while you're in traffic to weewee, then he has to give you change when you're getting down from the cab, and his hand 'has' to brush yours.
   
3. Santos runs his hand through his dandruff infested hair, and grabs your hand tightly, because that's what people do when they salsa - they hold hands.
   
4. Iya Ibukun sells you some boli (roasted plantain), takes time out to 'dislodge a wedgie' and then hands you your change. (I always tell myself that the coal fire burns out all possible germs from the boli. Same goes for roasted corn, and suya).
   
5. Bright, your driver, scratches his underarms/armpit and then opens the door for you from inside the car. What to do when you want to let yourself out at your destination?
   
6. Mr. Mohammed never washes his hands after using the toilet. Yet, he 'must' touch all the door knobs, shelves and furniture that you use.
   

Maybe I'm a germaphobe...

I think the #1 most important this is your eye pencil. I kid. Your cellphone (with credit on it).